Ham and Legs Show #063
Bobby Jindal or Kenneth the Page, whichever you prefer along with Sen. Vitter want to keep BP pumping oil off the shores of Louisiana! Are they daft? Or what?
On the other hand, Obama is asking Congress to remove tax breaks for the oil industry in order to pay for clean energy research and development. AND Attorney General Holder has opened a criminal investigation into the BP disaster. Ham almost holds hope for those responsible to actually be held responsible and put in prison. But, she ain’t holding her breath.
Speaking of the law, the SCOTUS just handed down a 5-4 ruling making suspects actually say they don’t want to say anything in order for their 5th Amendment right to stay silent to be invoked…now, if you have to verbalize it, doesn’t that mean you’ve waived it? Ham thinks writing it down should work too, what do you think?
So, Sarah Plain and Tall is now blaming environmentalists for the oil disaster…now didn’t Limbaugh do the same thing a few weeks ago?
She’s lagging on her stupidity!
Gov. Brewer, of Arizona, is a lying liar. Not kidding.
More than half of the Tea Partiers think that Gays and Lesbians have too much power…huh?
Pelosi is getting better and better…she forced a vote on tax cuts for job outsourcers. All Republicans (except Rep. Cao of Louisiana) and 35 Blue Dogs voted for keeping the tax breaks in for those companies that outsource jobs. Hmmm. That doesn’t seem like a bright idea in this job hungry climate, does it?
Glenn Beck might actually get fired…hee hee.
Sharron Angle is Reid’s wet dream, not kidding.
And to end on a nice note: Sean Penn is a dear. Seriously. He’s doing good work in Haiti.
Oh, and apologies to Linda Sanchez, Ham called her Loretta Sanchez, her sister, who is also a Rep from California.
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I really liked the banter towards the end of the show. The little side things like, alfredo lasagna, the black hat, those silly bracelets; funny how you kept saying "they look like this?" "no, like this." when we can't see what you're talking about. (Legs don't critize my grammar or punctuation.) Happy to hear more from Legs. Enjoyed Ham being so passionate in the first half about oil.
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Glad you enjoyed it!
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SJ,
So long as you don't mind my lack of pronunciation, I have no issues with your punctuation.
I too am happy to hear more from Legs, but I tend to just ramble on and on. And Ham is a bit of a Chatty-Kathy. Ohh, perhaps we'll change the name of the show to The Chatty Rambling Show. Kinda sounds like a 70's outta work porn name, or a character in a James Bond movie, or someone that got cut in the editing process in any Roald Dahl story. See, if I actually talk the way I write the show would run very, very long and there's only so much rolling of the eyes and sighing that Ham can do before her head implodes and wine is sprayed everywhere. Wait. I do talk that way I write. You're screwed.
Thanks for listening, and I will talk at you soon.
-Legs
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Legs,
I find your issues with pronunciation amusing, keep it up.
I like Chatty Rambling,though for porn names I think you're supposed to take your favorite pet's name and the name of the street you grew up on; mine would be Misty Electric. Has a ring to it don't you think? Keeping with the porn motif, I was in Barnes and Nobles the other day and saw Sarah Palin and Tera Patrick's (she's a porn star, in case you didn't know) biographies side by side and couldn't help but feel sad that girls of today have them as role models (along with countless pseudo celebrities with sex tapes and "reality" shows). Where are the Margaret Thatchers and Mother Teresas of today? As I continued to ponder, I questioned whose biography would do less damage to women. Hmm. Thoughts from Ham and Legs? I choose Tera Patrick.
One last question Legs - what color wine?
SJ
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SJ,
It's a toss up. Red or white. One of the things I appreciate about Ham is that she's non-discriminatory.
Hmm, Tera Patrick...I was wondering who she was. She showed up following my tweets. Hmm, go figure.
Talk at you soon,
-Legs
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